“South Park Finale: Trump Plots to Kill Antichrist Spawn Just in Time for Holidays!”

South Park concluded its most sacrilegious season to date on Wednesday, with Trump concluding his quest to eliminate the Antichrist he fathered.

In the final episode of Season 28 titled ‘The Crap Out’, Stan is in dire need of a Christmas miracle while residing in his grandfather’s nursing home following his father’s loss of their residence, and the Woodland Creatures are ready to provide just that.

Elsewhere, Satan is busy adorning the White House nursery for the festive season and the upcoming birth of his “butt baby”. However, the father-to-be is less than thrilled upon discovering Trump has abandoned him for South Park.

In South Park, the President and JD Vance disguise themselves as Santa and an elf to liberate Peter Thiel from prison, as he is the only one who can prevent the birth of the Antichrist.

As Satan stumbles upon Vance’s jockstrap among Trump’s laundry, Towelie informs him of their plot to assassinate the child. Enraged, Satan pursues Trump and Vance to confront them about the conspiracy.

“The child will be born, and you will finally face the consequences of your actions,” Satan declares firmly.

Meanwhile, Jesus intervenes to assist Trump in freeing Thiel from incarceration. “This man is a national hero, defending our country from corruption,” Jesus proclaims, as Stan remarks on his newfound Christian fervor.

At the hospital, Trump and his entourage reach room 67 to execute their plan, but Stan convinces Jesus to side with Satan.

However, it’s too late. Amid the chaos outside, the child seemingly takes its own life inside Satan’s womb. This incident coincidentally occurs during a brief lapse in the ultrasound recording, but Fox News promptly labels it as “definitely suicide.”

While Satan’s dreams are dashed, Stan’s Christmas wish is granted as Jesus secures a home for him and his family just in time for the holidays.